Intro and Introductions

Matt 1:01

10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 . We have liftoff . Welcome to Matt and Friends . Drink the Universe . Welcome back everybody . This is going to be part 2 of our Halloween special Lights camera spirits . Alright and post interview with Harrison . As promised , we are going to watch and react to his movie .

Rob / Chris 1:49

The Special . That's right , and I'm still here . Guys , it's Rob . We've got two other friends joining us today .

Siobhan 1:55

Oh hey , it's Siobhan .

Rob / Chris 1:58

Oh , chris , I'm sorry I spoke over you . I'm in there , right away Alright we're coming here from the podcasting couch . Yep , and what did Harrison say ?

Matt 2:08

You should watch this one with somebody you hate , wow .

Jerry (from the movie) 2:11

What Didn't he say that ? Thanks , chris .

Siobhan 2:14

And you asked us to be part of this .

Matt 2:15

thanks a lot , I did well , then he clarified like somebody you don't like from past relationship and I said , okay , okay still jeez . Also mentioned . You'll find yourself yelling at the screen . Don't stick your dick in the box . So .

Siobhan 2:28

Okay , just get ready , I'm going to say it .

Rob / Chris 2:30

Is that a weird Brad Pitt moment going to come up ? Not in a home , oh no , oh , this is in a world , an association with everything's on fire presents I can't read , I don't know that you need to read yeah , a saw .

Siobhan 2:46

Stop .

Matt 2:48

What you don't like . That I mean no , Bert . Running director's commentary .

Rob / Chris 2:58

Would you please look when you reach for the candy Jesus , that's in my lap . Whoa .

Siobhan 3:04

I was just grabbing the fish . Just grabbing the fish , oh the fish Poor fish isn't even here Defend himself .

Mike (from the movie) 3:12

Susan Moses I am . Paul Cutman .

Matt 3:19

Rob does some woodworking Works with the wood .

Siobhan 3:24

He does .

Matt 3:26

Yeah , you and your wife together , that's great Many wooden projects .

Rob / Chris 3:30

Very talented work in the wood , thank you .

Siobhan 3:33

I'm saying nothing .

Rob / Chris 3:37

Man , this guy can screw . Hey , hey , hey , thank you . Oh man , we should have time stamped this so people can like watch it along with us .

Siobhan 3:50

We might be able to .

Rob / Chris 3:52

They're , they're they're standing in the hole . They'll hear the dialogue and be able to mash that up . Yeah , oh , that's that is true . I didn't . I didn't realize that they could hear what we're hearing , which makes a lot of sense .

Siobhan 4:05

It's your first time .

Rob / Chris 4:08

Hey , glad I could have it with you guys . Oh , oh , and before everything happens , be Harrison Smith . There he is , yeah , directing . We are drinking the special cocktail . Yes , the perp , which is , of course , our grape jello , of course Infused with oh yes , well , we , we described it earlier , so grape jello , vanilla sipping vodka and Sprite A floating gelatinous blob . And now begins the special .

Mike (from the movie) 4:40

Couldn't you have to Jerry ? The best revenge is revenge . Hey , come on , she cheated on you first right .

Jerry (from the movie) 4:52

So I have to cheat on her .

Mike (from the movie) 4:53

You know what she's gonna give you , don't Mom , why she's gonna mistake . Kindness for weakness , all right , you'll be sending the wrong message . That's all right to fuck around without consequences . This will even the score . A healthy relationship is an equal relationship .

Siobhan 5:10

Yeah , this guy is a douche .

Mike (from the movie) 5:12

Yeah .

Mike (from the movie) 5:13

I don't know who am I gonna cheat with Mort ? Don't look at me , guys , you're on the list .

Siobhan 5:21

But I'm Jerry .

Mike (from the movie) 5:23

You're a good guy , mort , with the jokes , and you're a great husband . You think so , I know so .

Siobhan 5:29

Especially if you cheat on your wife .

Matt 5:31

This dude is the frat guy in the corner that gives you advice and everybody's like don't listen to that guy Right Now .

Mike (from the movie) 5:35

See , this guy is the special my friend the special Take a sip every time they say it what ?

Jerry (from the movie) 5:44

For a $5 happy ending . I could be myself a free Gross please .

Mike (from the movie) 5:49

Trust me , it is not what you think . Before we go , I'm gonna need you to put this bag on your head . Kidding me ?

Jerry (from the movie) 6:01

That seems safe . Don't look like I'm kidding .

Mike (from the movie) 6:03

Put that on your head or you can forget it . Why ? Because I know you well enough that , after you have what you're about to have , you're gonna go back there every single night until you're broke , and even that won't be enough . So consider this a preventative measure , really .

Matt 6:19

Really Put the bag on .

Mike (from the movie) 6:22

Come on Okay .

Mike (from the movie) 6:25

Okay , yeah , dick .

Jerry (from the movie) 6:32

You're gonna love it man .

Matt 6:33

Okay .

Siobhan 6:35

Is this the end of the movie ? He's dead now .

Mike (from the movie) 6:38

He breathed in once and he's dead .

Siobhan 6:40

Yep , I don't know what he is .

Matt 6:43

I mean , at least he didn't tie it under the neck there .

Rob / Chris 6:55

I want this to be a Batman film .

Jerry (from the movie) 6:57

Yeah , right , yeah right here I am .

Siobhan 7:01

United .

Mike (from the movie) 7:10

All right , my friend , we have arrived .

Mike (from the movie) 7:15

Can I take this off ?

Mike (from the movie) 7:17

Yeah , take it off .

Jerry (from the movie) 7:24

Where .

Siobhan 7:28

Also , where do they live that ? He goes there and then he's like well , I guess I'll never figure out where this is .

Mike (from the movie) 7:39

I feel like there's places you could drive me around like within an hour or a few hours .

Matt 7:43

I have no idea where I am .

Mike (from the movie) 7:47

I'm about to drop a pin .

Siobhan 7:49

Google Maps .

Jerry (from the movie) 7:51

Ladies .

Rob / Chris 8:07

The only one who looks excited is douchey Will Wheaton .

Jerry (from the movie) 8:11

Oh , I'm definitely getting a little bit of a oh man .

Rob / Chris 8:15

He's like if Will Wheaton , and what's the guy that's his ? He's like Picard's right hand .

Siobhan 8:20

Right here , yeah , like if Will Wheaton and .

Rob / Chris 8:23

Ryker were one person , that's that guy .

Matt 8:28

That's a lot of glitter .

Mike (from the movie) 8:35

Like me .

Jerry (from the movie) 8:45

I like you Jerry .

Siobhan 8:47

I don't believe her .

Rob / Chris 8:48

How does she know ?

Mike (from the movie) 8:49

his name is Jerry . You have it in your eyes . He will want the special . That's what you're for .

Jerry (from the movie) 9:05

She's not the special Her no . Which one is it then ? Oh , none of these . I mean , they all seem pretty damn special to me , man .

Jerry (from the movie) 9:16

What do you want ?

Mike (from the movie) 9:19

Oh no , Madam Zora . Yeah , we're here for the special .

Matt 9:26

What of you ?

Mike (from the movie) 9:27

Oh , not just my buddy here .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 9:29

His eyes .

Jerry (from the movie) 9:32

Hey , I'm Jerry , she's not deaf what ?

Mike (from the movie) 9:42

Dracula is a special .

Mike (from the movie) 9:46

Oh hell , no , no .

Matt 9:49

You don't find me attractive .

Mike (from the movie) 9:54

Or maybe you like sin or my other dolls better , Jerry , after five minutes you're going to be forgetting all about Lisa $60 now . Since . When .

Jerry (from the movie) 10:10

Since the last time .

Matt 10:16

The inflation baby .

Rob / Chris 10:21

Look , this is the color of the drink . I know , yeah , there's nobody in here .

Siobhan 10:24

It's special .

Matt 10:26

Nailed it Boom oh .

Siobhan 10:42

What the fuck Strap in , jerry ? Ooh , those curtains . These are special , all right well .

Matt 10:54

Anybody want to read the box out loud ?

Siobhan 10:56

Stick it in here .

Matt 10:57

There we go . He seems confused about the instructions .

Siobhan 11:13

I'm like , sir . I mean fair enough , though if you were about to do that , you probably want to know what you're getting into .

The first Special

Siobhan 11:25

I like that . There's a bed in there .

Mike (from the movie) 11:29

No , it's in , Mike . That's some kind of joke .

Siobhan 11:44

I like this noir music . We're in a detective .

Rob / Chris 11:47

I was just going to say that .

Siobhan 11:49

See , I saw her across the room . She said stick it in here .

Rob / Chris 11:55

She said put it in the box and I said ma'am , I'm not here for that . Me and my pencil mustache will take my business elsewhere .

Jerry (from the movie) 12:08

You know what they say you went in Rome , right ?

Mike (from the movie) 12:12

All right , I like this room . I feel like he's going to die .

Siobhan 12:18

I hope so . Oh my God , I definitely am .

Matt 12:20

Shame you don't have it A little handsy . Oh , I got it .

Mike (from the movie) 12:25

Believe me , I'm going to bring it A few times apparently .

Rob / Chris 12:32

Not ominous at all .

Siobhan 12:33

Right .

Rob / Chris 12:34

Nope , come on , we'll write it .

Jerry (from the movie) 12:36

Hello , hello , wow of .

Rob / Chris 13:18

I mean , I'm not doing a box . Why do you need to adjust ?

Siobhan 13:28

so intrigued .

Matt 13:31

It does seem like a lot of pelvic adjustment like that he's laughing now like it's like down and down and out .

Rob / Chris 13:38

Oh , oh , everybody take a slur . Sounds like our cocktail . Everybody's like the special tip .

Siobhan 13:45

Oh .

Jerry (from the movie) 14:04

What .

Mike (from the movie) 14:11

Oh .

Siobhan 14:13

Jerry has found the special . That was three and a half seconds . Well , no wonder there's a bed .

Rob / Chris 14:17

Got it Post special coma relaxation yeah .

Siobhan 14:29

I guess , my god , her programs . What do you think that she watches ?

Rob / Chris 14:36

Generals of our lives right , there you go .

Siobhan 14:38

Soaps for sure . Is that time of night be great , as she wore watch telenovelas .

Rob / Chris 14:42

Oh telenova .

Siobhan 14:51

Are you oh ?

Mike (from the movie) 14:58

Mike , yeah , jerry , jerry Mike .

Mike (from the movie) 15:01

Amen .

Matt 15:03

He needs to reevaluate his choice and friends , his friend .

Rob / Chris 15:06

Mike .

Siobhan 15:09

Mike Riker .

Mike (from the movie) 15:12

Me see what you guys get paid for .

Rob / Chris 15:20

But oh , there's a , stick your tongue out .

Siobhan 15:22

DNA , oh no .

Jerry (from the movie) 15:26

There you go .

Siobhan 15:27

I like that . He's grossed out and all he had to do was put his belt on .

Matt 15:32

Judging from the hand motions .

Siobhan 15:34

I think he was assisting on a return to sender situation . Yeah , you stuck it in gotta stick it back in .

Matt 15:41

He's out cold being hugged by a large Russian man .

Mike (from the movie) 15:46

Don't bring this one back . Tell him to not return . He has won that once . Okay , what he just wanted that once she doesn't want another 60 dollars . Didn't I tell you hey , just be transparent . I didn't have to hold on to your penis while we lifted you in the car . I've had one of those like four hour Viagra boners .

Siobhan 16:22

I like that . He didn't know that , he didn't know how he was breathing , but he's like you got one of them four hour Viagra boners , like he's observant . Look at that .

Matt 16:33

Can't that happen post mortem I thought , that was a thing that can happen post mortem .

Siobhan 16:40

Like a rig of mortis rig of mortis situation .

Matt 16:42

Yeah , rig of moaner .

Siobhan 16:43

I mean I'd .

Rob / Chris 16:45

I'd Rigorrection . Rigorrection guys , I feel like we're missing really key elements of the plot here . That's sick . You fucking with a bar , oh my god hey you good boy on such a mistake Next time .

Mike (from the movie) 17:04

All right , she's a great follower , I'm trust once a week .

Mike (from the movie) 17:08

Fuck the bar .

Mike (from the movie) 17:09

I need this man hey , hey , hey , hey , baby steps , baby steps , we'll see .

Siobhan 17:24

We're even and you must be . Lisa like Lisa .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 17:30

Drinking with Mike again .

Mike (from the movie) 17:37

How'd you find out about Anyway ?

Mike (from the movie) 17:41

you know , drunk friend , of a friend type of thing , you know there must be a pretty good customer , because then one day that old lady , she offered me the special . I did it once . Once is enough . Why is this ? Some kind of rule or something ? Talk to sin , she knows , once is enough . Thanks , man . That's what I do For the support .

Siobhan 18:14

He shoves , takes back in pants . We square .

Mike (from the movie) 18:17

Yeah , but he does a good time with the france .

Matt 18:19

All I can hear is the song guy love from scrubs , mm-hmm .

Mike (from the movie) 18:23

Hey , don't forget the Ryerson files .

Jerry (from the movie) 18:25

Yeah , I'm cool , thanks I think I'm just gonna go to sleep .

Siobhan 18:39

I'm pregnant , jury oh what .

Rob / Chris 18:44

Plot twist Are you serious ? You had me at hello . I thought I thought .

Mike (from the movie) 18:50

Mike , you're swim or swim , tee hee .

Siobhan 18:54

Let's get Maury Povich in , you sure it's mine , oh . Damn Cold brother .

Jerry (from the movie) 19:08

I'm not feeling really well and I'm too shocked . I mean , this is , this is big news .

Siobhan 19:15

Oh good , Are you going to hug her ? That's going to be so awkward .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 19:18

He's right .

Matt 19:21

Awkward . He's already off the cliff , man .

Rob / Chris 19:53

You like that side boob ?

Mike (from the movie) 20:08

Oh .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 20:08

Good morning , Jerry . You need to see these new pictures Bye Trudy .

Siobhan 20:13

No , what office is this ?

Mike (from the movie) 20:22

You didn't after you got home .

Rob / Chris 20:32

What is this white suit ?

Siobhan 20:35

I know it's Miami Vice .

Jerry (from the movie) 20:38

She told me she's pregnant , what ? And she said I was having some kind of wet dream last night . Apparently I was saying some shit in my sleep . So she flat-out asked me this morning if I fucked someone else , fair enough . And then she told me that she bought me a snowblower for my birthday , and the guy that she's been going to see down to shopping center that it text is a goddamn fucking salesman , mike .

Mike (from the movie) 21:04

And you're buying that , who takes ?

Jerry (from the movie) 21:07

a snowblower ? No , mike , I mean , she's my wife and I trust her , and now I cheat on her because I listen to you .

Matt 21:16

That seems like it was a horrible idea .

Mike (from the movie) 21:19

Don't blame me .

Jerry (from the movie) 21:21

We knew what the fuck we were doing , jerry .

Mike (from the movie) 21:28

I might give you a little piece of wisdom here . Okay , forget it , ever happened .

Jerry (from the movie) 21:35

Hey , the whole thing was a wet dream . Yeah , I mean , it's not like it was real pussy .

Siobhan 21:43

It wasn't . It's in a box , dude . What did you think it was ?

Jerry (from the movie) 21:46

It was a flush slice , jacking off the corn .

Mike (from the movie) 21:49

Is that cheating ? That's a little above my pay grade , but just forget it ever happened .

Siobhan 21:54

What does this man ? Do he's not a doctor .

Mike (from the movie) 21:57

I think there are failures .

Siobhan 21:58

He's talking about screwing a box is above his pay grade .

Mike (from the movie) 22:01

I said never happen . I said forget it , I'm going with salesman . Yeah but you did .

Rob / Chris 22:12

You've watched this . Do you know what they are ? I have no idea .

Siobhan 22:17

Good , well , that's good .

Rob / Chris 22:18

He's Rachel's . He's wearing sunglasses at work . He's my sherry . Mystic wonder on that computer Her whore , everybody want candy . Good , thank you .

Jerry (from the movie) 22:45

You have reached mystic wonder .

Siobhan 23:00

Girl . What isn't she a psychic ? Is she allowed to have unforeseen circumstances ? If she's a psychic , this is not her whole job . She's supposed to see all the circumstances .

Rob / Chris 23:10

Anybody catch that goat photo ?

Siobhan 23:12

The client's called about tomorrow's meeting .

Mike (from the movie) 23:14

Lunch .

Siobhan 23:16

It's a little early for lunch , isn't it ? What do you want me to tell the clients ? Tell them I'm going to lunch .

Mike (from the movie) 23:22

Is Mike going with you ?

Siobhan 23:24

You fucking see , mike .

Jerry (from the movie) 23:27

Oh , okay .

Siobhan 23:29

That's good . This guy's kind of a douche too .

Matt 23:32

Maybe it's not all on Mike 180 .

Rob / Chris 23:37

Really yeah , that's a sick RBG poster Right next to a poster for the documentary of a man who climbed the Wall Free , solo Alex Honnold .

Siobhan 24:20

This man has the rage .

Jerry (from the movie) 24:22

I'll be right with you . Yeah , I'm on my lunch break . I don't have a lot of time , Then please sit down . Can you just tell me where to find Madame Zora ?

Mike (from the movie) 24:32

I don't know who you're talking about .

Jerry (from the movie) 24:34

You're a psychic and you can't find another psychic .

Siobhan 24:38

Don't think that's how that works .

Jerry (from the movie) 24:41

Randy Bells Morticia .

Siobhan 24:45

Yeah , sounds like she really wants to help you when you insult her .

Matt 24:47

Right .

Siobhan 24:48

Also , do you think it's like Professor X , where he can see all the mutants in the world and he goes into that thing . Like do you think that's what psychics have , the like thing where they go inside ? Yeah , that cocktail's a time .

Rob / Chris 25:00

I have it .

Siobhan 25:01

Did you just like throw your faces for her ?

Rob / Chris 25:03

No , no , no . I was just laughing at the fact that you're bringing up Professor X and Suri Bro .

Siobhan 25:08

Yeah , well , that's it . Isn't that what it's like ? He's like all right , you're a psycho , you don't know where other psychics are . No , no , no wait .

Jerry (from the movie) 25:13

I'm here for the special Sin is not here . No , no sin .

Mike (from the movie) 25:20

Uh , the special .

Jerry (from the movie) 25:25

I seem to remember you , your eyes I don't , I don't .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 25:52

I love you . I was just waiting for that .

Siobhan 25:54

Yep , You're my best friend . I'm like waiting for him to do . He's like what if I stick my finger in it and my toe what I'm not so sure ? I'd want to know at this point .

Matt 26:23

So sure I'd put my eye that close to the hole .

Jerry (from the movie) 26:26

Yeah , right yeah .

Siobhan 26:33

Yeah X . Do we have guesses about what's in here ? Oh , Do you have a guess , Chris ?

Jerry (from the movie) 27:01

I don't know Okay .

Matt 27:09

Some aggressive knockings .

Jerry (from the movie) 27:12

No , no , no , no , no , no no .

Siobhan 27:16

I don't know what just happened . What ?

Rob / Chris 27:19

The box hit .

Siobhan 27:21

Oh , no , girl oh .

Rob / Chris 27:29

Is this the slow death ? Is she in the box . Now Something about her box .

Siobhan 27:35

I'm so , did he .

Matt 27:37

Angu Wachter was the box .

Siobhan 27:42

Don't help her , though it's cool .

Matt 27:44

Oh no , that's the opposite of helping .

Mike (from the movie) 27:49

Whoa , you made me do this .

Rob / Chris 27:52

Just got real dark , real fast .

Siobhan 27:56

We about to American history access lady .

Rob / Chris 28:00

Oh .

Matt 28:04

Could ? It was on the crunching sound there , Harrison .

Siobhan 28:06

Yeah , some Foley artistry . Love me for some fresh trachea sounds .

Rob / Chris 28:14

I did this for you box .

Siobhan 28:16

Cause you and me are buddies now .

Matt 28:18

Looking in the mirror questioning his recent choices . She's very dead .

Siobhan 28:25

Well , I bet that woman who's trying to find her through the psychic network is not going to be able to find her for sure now Beep beep , beep .

Rob / Chris 28:33

It's called a horribro hey .

Siobhan 28:35

There you go , took a bit , we got there .

Rob / Chris 28:41

Sometimes I just need to think .

Jerry (from the movie) 28:54

Uh-oh .

Siobhan 29:00

That parking is only a dollar . That's amazing .

Rob / Chris 29:02

I don't know where they are Is that a chain mail sweater Looks like it . Oh my God , did he go to five guys . Is that a broken-out ?

Matt 29:09

part .

Rob / Chris 29:10

Are they leaders ? What a scarf , though .

Siobhan 29:22

I know he's very committed to it too . Oh my God , your hands are dirty again .

Jerry (from the movie) 30:07

Hey .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 30:32

Hey .

Jerry (from the movie) 30:44

Just use my card .

Siobhan 30:45

He spent his last hundred and twenty on the special the place is real big on Miller Light All right .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 31:06

Yeah , I'm going to go upstairs . Second door on the left . I got a couple simple rules up here .

Siobhan 31:12

Yeah , that's a good one .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 31:13

Yeah , get in the toilet , clean up your mess on the bed or wherever you make it . Don't leave that shit for me . And when you return the key , you don't bring it down here , you bring it upstairs to me , got it ? Yeah , hey .

Siobhan 31:26

Sounds lovely .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 31:28

When you leave , take the body with you .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 31:31

What my ?

Rob / Chris 31:36

favorite character so far .

Siobhan 31:42

Yeah , for sure .

Rob / Chris 31:42

Bartender Guy who accepts snuffs Box . It's our first home . We're home . What do you want ?

Jerry (from the movie) 31:54

to do .

Siobhan 31:55

Let me carry you over the threshold .

Jerry (from the movie) 31:58

What should we get for ?

Mike (from the movie) 31:59

dinner box .

Siobhan 32:05

How are they going to watch that TV ? That's fair .

Matt 32:07

Six feet near on top of us On the side of the bed .

Rob / Chris 32:12

Yeah , it's at the perfect angle if he just turns the box to the right , then he can just look up to his left while he's in the midst of boxing .

Mike (from the movie) 32:21

He's just going to look at it .

Rob / Chris 32:23

Oh , that's a good one . He's just going to look at it . I killed for you Box . It's you and me forever .

Siobhan 32:33

Forever and ever , and at least six more nights .

Rob / Chris 32:43

He's going to cut a hole in the back of it too . Oh my God , Just to make it feel dirtier On the bed .

Siobhan 32:52

It's time , I swear to God , if we have to hear this noise again .

Mike (from the movie) 32:59

Oh , prepare oh .

Siobhan 33:05

Yeah , it's longer than your lunch break , son .

Matt 33:09

He's been on lunch for like four and a half hours , oh .

Jerry (from the movie) 33:14

Oh , no what .

Siobhan 33:19

I like that .

Mike (from the movie) 33:20

It matters that he can't just put it on .

Siobhan 33:23

Don't look anymore Box .

Rob / Chris 33:26

No one .

Siobhan 33:27

You hush up and I'll be back soon no one can have you , but me Box .

Rob / Chris 33:32

That's good , I like that we decided to use this voice .

Siobhan 33:35

Excuse me , sir , you're the new guest here .

Mike (from the movie) 33:39

Yeah , I am . Why Do you want the room clean ? No , I don't need anything . Don't worry about it . Don't change the tiles , Don't change the bed .

Jerry (from the movie) 33:45

Just don't come in here for any reason . No , nothing , nada . Just stay out of the room , okay , Okay .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 33:52

I'll stay out while you're there .

Jerry (from the movie) 33:54

Oh , my God , you don't go in there for any reason . Not when I'm here , not when I'm not here . What the fuck is so hard about that ?

Mike (from the movie) 34:02

Okay , okay , I'll stay out that a girl .

Rob / Chris 34:07

He is off the wheels .

Siobhan 34:09

Dude , Come on in please . I'm surprised that guy hired a cleaner , though .

Mike (from the movie) 34:15

He's okay .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 34:21

That is also shocking , we're your employees .

Mike (from the movie) 34:25

It's just me , and .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 34:26

Madonna , and how long have you worked for her ? I'm sorry , what's her real name again ? Anya Grubinski . I have been with Madonna all these . I've been with her for a few years , security and maintenance . Really , it's enough riffraff and a fortune teller joint to have a guy like you as a bouncer .

Discussion About Suspicious Behavior and Infidelity

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 34:56

Okay , this place has a smell . You know when you were doing this for a while you can almost be blind and know where you are . Yeah , locker rooms have their own smell , bowling alleys , strip clubs why does he have all the pheromones , did you ?

Mike (from the movie) 35:17

know that . Tell me detective Rose dropping knowledge what ?

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 35:24

is it that you smell Tea , cigarettes Pussy ?

Mike (from the movie) 35:32

Oh shit .

Mike (from the movie) 35:34

I tell you already . I go to the store and she knows Do not let anyone in until Yvonne returns .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 35:42

But she does not listen , anything else I do not know .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 35:50

And you have no idea who could have done this .

Mike (from the movie) 35:53

I am Nazi psychic .

Siobhan 35:58

Fair enough .

Mike (from the movie) 36:01

Kimo Zabi . No , where were you ?

Mike (from the movie) 36:04

What do you mean ?

Mike (from the movie) 36:06

Lunch . I came by , you were already gone .

Mike (from the movie) 36:08

I just felt like being alone , without all of mine . If you have not guessed , that is all . Yeah , mike , that is all .

Mike (from the movie) 36:19

All right , you know no hard feelings .

Mike (from the movie) 36:23

Nope , I have forgotten already .

Mike (from the movie) 36:25

Really .

Mike (from the movie) 36:27

Is that what you said I should do ? Yeah , but I did not think you actually would . Yeah , well I am . I have to make things right with Lisa and hopefully in a week or two everything will be back to normal Good place to start .

Mike (from the movie) 36:41

Do you want to hit Mort's after work tonight ?

Mike (from the movie) 36:43

No , I can't . I made reservations with Lisa at Chang's .

Jerry (from the movie) 36:49

Have fun .

Mike (from the movie) 36:56

So where is your drinking buddy tonight ? Ah , with the wife , where you should be . Oh , when are you going to get married , man ?

Jerry (from the movie) 37:04

Oh .

Mike (from the movie) 37:05

Come on , mort . You know I am not the married type . In fact , I don't even think humans are meant to be monogamous . You know , males are wired to spread their seed . Ah , he is that guy .

Siobhan 37:15

Yeah , I am not chick , she just gave him a look .

Mike (from the movie) 37:18

Well , maybe I should have been a farmer . Huh yeah , Maybe you should have you okay with that . I need another .

Siobhan 37:24

I am fine , he is like an entire beer . You need another beer . Oh my God box .

Rob / Chris 37:32

We are having different experiences now .

Siobhan 37:34

Well , I mean , it would evolve .

Matt 37:35

You hope right , I am pretty sure the outcome is the same . He is going to go buy a little square wedding dress .

Siobhan 37:55

Yeah .

Matt 37:56

Oh .

Siobhan 38:03

That will bring you down real quick , huh I guess he can see the TV .

Rob / Chris 38:17

Foul play is suspected .

Siobhan 38:18

Reporting from downtown . You don't know where that is , but downtown .

Matt 38:27

Right near Madame Zoris .

Siobhan 38:28

Oh , oh , yeah , right , he knows he dropped the pin .

Matt 38:37

Some people just can't follow instructions . They need to know more .

Rob / Chris 38:41

Oh , oh , we are going in . Oh , we are three fingers at all at once . Why don't you start with one , work your way up to three ?

Siobhan 38:48

That doesn't .

Rob / Chris 38:49

Oh oh no , there's noises .

Jerry (from the movie) 38:57

Oh God .

Siobhan 39:01

No .

Jerry (from the movie) 39:06

Oh , oh .

Siobhan 39:20

I don't understand what he's . If you don't understand , I definitely don't understand .

Rob / Chris 39:27

He removed a bit of blob , is it ?

Jerry (from the movie) 39:29

burning .

Rob / Chris 39:30

The goo makes it feel good . Oh oh , it looked . It looked unpleasant .

Siobhan 39:40

Oh , oh , that is that I can't tell . I feel like that took like 10 seconds .

Rob / Chris 39:52

That's how good the box is .

Matt 39:53

I mean , I clearly feel like he clearly hasn't demonstrated a penchant for stamina up until this point in the movie there's a refractory period .

Siobhan 39:59

Friends , Look that up .

Rob / Chris 40:03

Must get more goo .

Matt 40:05

We'll put a link to that down below now .

Siobhan 40:09

The goo or Rob decided too much goo . For the record , he's having a moment .

Matt 40:19

Thank you for not launching that all over the living room .

Siobhan 40:23

That's a nice carpet . Oh , oh God .

Jerry (from the movie) 40:32

Why is ?

Matt 40:33

making it into go bottle .

Siobhan 40:35

Okay , I'm gonna lose it . What is that book ? It's filled milk , it looks really uplifting , especially when she's pregnant .

Rob / Chris 40:47

It's about breastfeeding Upside down .

Jerry (from the movie) 40:58

Hey , how'd it go .

Mike (from the movie) 41:02

Had what go .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 41:06

The reason you're late the meeting with Mr Ryerson . You called him up .

Jerry (from the movie) 41:10

Oh yeah .

Mike (from the movie) 41:12

I'm fine .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 41:14

Is that really where you were ?

Mike (from the movie) 41:18

What do you mean ?

Motel Manager (from the movie) 41:21

You were now drinking with Mike or someone else .

Mike (from the movie) 41:27

We talked about this , remember we're good .

Siobhan 41:31

Remember Are we cherry ?

Matt 41:38

No , I'm at a box .

Mike (from the movie) 41:41

I'm not feeling well .

Siobhan 41:41

She's got magic goo . I'm leaving you Bye .

Rob / Chris 41:46

I called her boxan , boxan .

Matt 41:51

Is that a filled with Satan silly buddy .

Siobhan 41:57

We had . After that scene , I'm trying to drink this drink and I cannot . It's gonna freak me out .

Jerry (from the movie) 42:02

You're not doing well with the goo . Oh , there's more goo , damn it .

Siobhan 42:06

Did you just go in there room and do this Apparently ? Oh God , what are you doing ?

Jerry (from the movie) 42:14

I thought you were watching a show . She watched General Hospital night too , I was just getting ready to come out and surprise you .

Siobhan 42:25

Surprise , surprise , surprise . Like what , like what ? Why are ?

Jerry (from the movie) 42:38

you gooing .

Rob / Chris 42:48

They just wrestling . Is he gonna kill her now ? I really , oh box , it's not the same .

Jerry (from the movie) 43:01

I'm just gonna put a box on your head . Don't worry about it .

Rob / Chris 43:06

I justwhat Think square thoughts Fucking coffee oh my God , that's so gross .

Mike (from the movie) 43:14

I'm gonna go in there room and do this . I'm gonna go in there room and do this . Square thoughts .

Siobhan 43:18

Fucking coffee , oh my God , that was so great . Fucking coffee . Look at that fish .

Rob / Chris 43:28

I thought it was a billy pass . You remember those ? Oh yeah , Yep .

Siobhan 43:32

Take me to the river .

Rob / Chris 43:37

I got fucking coffee .

Jerry (from the movie) 43:39

I'd rather cut in my mornings on the weekends , you know I'll talk to you later .

Siobhan 43:53

What is happening ?

Rob / Chris 43:57

I'm so clever .

Siobhan 43:59

Nobody knows , at least Val Lisa . Look at him skipping .

Mike (from the movie) 44:38

This is Mike .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 44:40

Hi Mike , lisa , Sorry to bother you at work , but I was wondering if I could talk to you about Jerry .

Mike (from the movie) 44:49

Okay , what about ?

Motel Manager (from the movie) 44:52

Does he seem like himself to you lately ?

Mike (from the movie) 44:55

Uh , how do you mean I ?

Motel Manager (from the movie) 44:57

don't know . It's just that he treated me like a one-night stand this morning .

Mike (from the movie) 45:02

It's likehe couldn't get out of here quick enough .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 45:04

Morning Mr .

Mike (from the movie) 45:04

Hartford , no Frank .

Jerry (from the movie) 45:09

It's a great fucking morning no .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 45:12

Do you think he's cheating Mike ?

Mike (from the movie) 45:13

No , it's a gootastic morning you know , if he is , he hasn't told me about it .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 45:20

You're late again , not anymore . I need to know if this is an affair .

Matt 45:27

If you see or hear anything suspicious will you let me know ?

Motel Manager (from the movie) 45:31

Yeah , of course .

Mike (from the movie) 45:32

No , he's not .

Siobhan 45:34

No , he won't .

Matt 45:38

That's your best option for friend to call you in a problem .

Siobhan 45:41

Yeah , really Jeez , you're like shit .

Jerry (from the movie) 45:45

That my least you're talking to .

Mike (from the movie) 45:48

Actually it was , and you know why she called . She thinks you're having an affair , are you ?

Mike (from the movie) 45:55

Am .

Mike (from the movie) 45:57

I what .

Jerry (from the movie) 45:59

Just because you want to fuck my wife doesn't mean you can talk to her behind my back . Hey , she called me . Next time don't answer .

Siobhan 46:08

This is moving so normally for me . Like what oh ?

Rob / Chris 46:17

Oh , no , oh .

Siobhan 46:20

Oh God , oh she about to have .

Mike (from the movie) 46:25

Oh .

Siobhan 46:26

That's a nice manicure . Oh girl , we about to see blood , aren't we ? I'm gonna be sad .

Jerry (from the movie) 46:39

Oh .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 46:42

So you've come to tell me that you found . What did this ?

Matt 46:45

That's traumatizing .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 46:46

That was a word park . This time I know what I heard . You've been doing in search of your own .

Mike (from the movie) 46:50

But you found something .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 46:52

What we found is a lot of things that can't be traced back to anyone with a record . I'm actually here because I'm wondering if whoever did this took more than your boss , my boss , madam .

Mike (from the movie) 47:06

Nothing was taken but Madame's life .

Siobhan 47:12

You trying to protect the box .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 47:14

You have something stuck in your tooth , like if it's a popcorn , maybe stuck in your teeth way back here , no matter how much you pick at it and won't come out . You ever had that happen , I floss .

Jerry (from the movie) 47:30

In Mother .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 47:31

Russia .

Rob / Chris 47:31

Perfect .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 47:32

Teeth floss you . You don't seem very concerned with whether or not we find whoever did this to Miss Kravinsky . In fact , it's almost as if you don't want us to catch this person .

Siobhan 47:42

I feel like that's not what's happening at all .

Mike (from the movie) 47:45

I am said something that's stuck in your tooth .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 47:48

Exactly , exactly .

Mike (from the movie) 47:52

Americans have a saying what goes around comes around .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 47:58

I think whoever did this will get what they deserve .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 48:06

What's of a cult book , Sierra Yvonne .

Mike (from the movie) 48:08

Is that ?

Matt 48:09

a book literally called Korea Cult I sure is he made a quite good assumption .

Jerry (from the movie) 48:12

I must have heard of a curse on someone .

Mike (from the movie) 48:15

Madame did that for free . I wish I had her powers . What curse in Madame did this . So it was a man .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 48:22

I assume so yes , well , yvonne , why would a man frequent a fortune tell her , let alone kill one ?

Motel Manager (from the movie) 48:34

Men want to know things too .

Mike (from the movie) 48:43

Some things are wrong .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 48:46

Yeah , you know I find a lot wrong actually what was on his table again .

Siobhan 48:52

He was looking at the man in the mirror .

Jerry (from the movie) 48:54

A box , a life working with a woman . Box for what ?

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 49:00

For putting things in . And where is this box Penises , these missings ?

Rob / Chris 49:09

He said nobody took anything else ?

Siobhan 49:11

Oh , there it is , there's the box .

Rob / Chris 49:16

Has he got it under ?

Siobhan 49:17

the covers now ? I don't think so .

Rob / Chris 49:20

Oh , no , okay , I don't know why there are covers .

Siobhan 49:23

How are the covers in between what it's ? Because we're not watching a porn . That's why , so we don't get a glimpse .

Jerry (from the movie) 49:36

What eat ?

Rob / Chris 49:39

It's not the same .

Siobhan 49:40

It's not the same , no , the same . No . Box is mad at him . Oh , no , Doctor there seems to be a burning sensation . Oh yeah , bummer , and I don't feel bad for you , oh God .

Jerry (from the movie) 50:11

Yeah , trudy , this is Jerry . Can you tell him ? Sir Roth , I'm not going to make back in today . I'm really sick .

Siobhan 50:18

Brian , the doctor will see you now Shit .

Jerry (from the movie) 50:21

Yeah , sorry , they're calling me in Mm-hmm , mm-hmm .

Matt 50:24

Yeah , God .

Siobhan 50:26

Oh .

Matt 50:27

So you're married .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 50:28

Yes .

Matt 50:29

You and your wife having more sex than usual .

Jerry (from the movie) 50:32

No less than usual , actually . Ow , sorry , he's got boxburn . You having sex with anyone other than your wife . No , you sure , unless I'm sleep fucking no oh the hell are all these splinters Doc ?

Matt 50:46

I can't help if you're not alone you having sex with anyone else no .

Jerry (from the movie) 50:50

So you're masturbating more than usual , unless I'm using a cheese grater . I mean , look at this , it's spreading . I mean it comes and goes , it's all in my fucking dick , man . I mean , what is this ?

Matt 51:04

I don't know what . I'll tell you what , Mr Smith . This guy's good . Whatever it is that your penis and you are doing , just do it less often . Okay , I'm going to write you a prescription for some LNX ointment . Go ahead and put that on a couple times a day , see if that works .

Siobhan 51:24

I like his little . Hmm , Remember the ointment . What a good doctor .

Rob / Chris 51:31

Jesus , my penis burns I want the large tube .

Matt 51:37

Just a minute .

Rob / Chris 51:38

I wish that there was like narration during some parts of this , you got a message from here , from like someone with a very specific type of voice , morgan . Freeman Hmm , what was that day ? He really ?

Jerry (from the movie) 51:53

loved that box .

Mike (from the movie) 51:59

His penis has fallen off . Yeah , just rubbing on my dick right , oh Fuck . Oh , does it hurt that bad ?

Siobhan 52:03

This guy seems like a good guy , I'm going to go get him . Does it hurt that bad this guy seems ?

Rob / Chris 52:10

like a fucking wuss . It looks like he has splinters .

Siobhan 52:13

Is it ? It looks like hair . It's not been kind . Yeah , well , that's what .

Rob / Chris 52:19

It looks like he's getting stone skin from Game of Thrones oh .

Jerry (from the movie) 52:22

Yeah .

Rob / Chris 52:24

I like that . You had to like look beneath the microphones .

Gray Scale, Sickness, and Unlocking Boxes

Siobhan 52:27

Got the scale , the gray scale .

Rob / Chris 52:31

Gray scale . I got you .

Siobhan 52:37

I'm scared , jerry . Here we go , oh please . I made bad decisions . I made bad decisions .

Matt 53:05

I made bad decisions , I made bad decisions , I made bad decisions and I think it's going to fall off .

Siobhan 53:13

Jerry , no one feels bad . What are you doing ?

Jerry (from the movie) 53:15

No , I'm sick .

Siobhan 53:19

It's like , oh God , you're going to be a nightmare .

Jerry (from the movie) 53:23

You don't feel hot ?

Mike (from the movie) 53:25

I'm going to say that again .

Siobhan 53:28

Is there anything I can do to help ?

Mike (from the movie) 53:31

No , I think I'm just going to try to sleep it off . I got to get to work tomorrow .

Siobhan 53:36

You get rid of a rash right . You sleep it off .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 53:42

What kind of sick are you ?

Mike (from the movie) 53:44

Oh no , blue sick , gold sick why ?

Rob / Chris 53:51

Dick rot sick .

Siobhan 53:53

Gray scale .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 53:54

I think I'm miscarried .

Siobhan 53:56

Me and Shireen .

Mike (from the movie) 54:02

Did you hear me ? I heard you .

Matt 54:05

One redeeming chance to say something heartfelt .

Mike (from the movie) 54:07

Sorry .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 54:11

You're sorry , that's it what is this going ?

Rob / Chris 54:19

I hate this man yeah .

Jerry (from the movie) 54:21

I know right .

Rob / Chris 54:22

Yep .

Siobhan 54:23

If he could just get gray scale on his whole body and suffocate , that'd be cool .

Jerry (from the movie) 54:26

I don't want a VD , if that's your asking , because , again , I am not cheating on you .

Rob / Chris 54:33

Please , please , we could try again .

Mike (from the movie) 54:40

We will , we will .

Jerry (from the movie) 55:02

Please , can I just get some sleep please ?

Rob / Chris 55:07

Thanks , jerry , just wants some sleep . Oh my God , his eyes .

Matt 55:14

He know he's not feeling well , he looks rough . He's left the box alone .

Siobhan 55:16

Yeah , really . Well , he has to .

Matt 55:25

Do you look green ? Or is it just me ? Yeah , okay , hey , I saw green , the color of the blind guy saw green .

Siobhan 55:30

Oh good job . Oh my , oh Lanta .

Jerry (from the movie) 55:35

Oh , he definitely has the gray scale .

Siobhan 55:39

That's oh yeah , aired out . She's about to be like you don't have an STI .

Matt 55:45

Samuel Tarly . What Paging Samuel Tarly ?

Siobhan 55:49

Did you ride on asphalt with your stomach ?

Rob / Chris 56:11

Has it not been more than ?

Siobhan 56:12

six days ? Oh , I don't think so . Has it only been like ?

Matt 56:15

two or three or four , yeah , at the most .

Siobhan 56:18

Oh , he covered it again . I feel like that was I still hear box .

Rob / Chris 56:23

I missed you .

Siobhan 56:24

That woman's going to come in and be like . I dusted it for you , sir we still haven't learned Right .

Jerry (from the movie) 56:37

Right .

Siobhan 56:41

He pulls out a sign it's like be back soon .

Mike (from the movie) 56:43

It's empty . We'll return at 12 . No , no , no , no oh shit .

Matt 57:05

Unplug it and plug it back in again .

Siobhan 57:06

Maybe it's that time of the month , so what's hiding ?

Rob / Chris 57:10

How in the world has he not thought to cut this lock off yet ?

Siobhan 57:14

Honestly , this , that is blowing my mind .

Rob / Chris 57:17

Sir , you can get bolt cutters yeah foreshadowing the plumbing and heating supplies stores closed . Please break it .

Siobhan 57:27

So where are they ? That there's like this type of store ? Does he not know how to use a ?

Matt 57:32

door . He's now uptown .

Rob / Chris 57:34

Oh fancy Uptown Jerry Looking for a set of wire cutters , bolt cutters . Yeah , do you have a settling torch , sir ?

Matt 57:49

I mean , there's a couple ways you can attack this problem .

Siobhan 57:51

Yeah , he's going to walk in and punch someone in the head .

Matt 57:54

Plumbing supply hoses are not one of those ways . Yeah , yeah .

Jerry (from the movie) 58:02

I'm looking for a I don't know what to call it . Yeah , I need to cut a lock .

Rob / Chris 58:07

Like bolt cutters .

Siobhan 58:08

We've been saying it this whole time , Jerry .

Rob / Chris 58:13

All of the subtext of the clerk . Clerk , you fucking idiot . You know , I'm looking for a thing that cuts a bolt . Oh , like a bolt cutter .

Jerry (from the movie) 58:22

Sir .

Matt 58:25

The clerk's like we got another one . He's going to be on the news tomorrow .

Rob / Chris 58:30

Comes back with a police officer .

Jerry (from the movie) 58:31

Yeah , how big is the lock ? These should work fine .

Rob / Chris 58:40

Yeah , they're used , is that okay ? Yeah , that's fine , that'll work .

Siobhan 58:49

I've definitely been using a used thing this whole time , in fact .

Rob / Chris 58:55

And empty .

Siobhan 58:57

Yeah , I mean , you just established that .

Rob / Chris 58:59

It's an empty box . What could it be ? A box full of nothing for you and me .

Siobhan 59:10

Oh God , it's a bunch of jizz .

Jerry (from the movie) 59:15

Yeah , trudy , it's Jerry . Thanks , yeah , but I'm afraid I'm still not feeling so well . So , yeah , okay , trudy , okay Trudy , yeah , I will , all right , okay .

Siobhan 59:25

Did it die ? Is it a gnome ? Why is he saying shh no , is it a baby Ew ?

Jerry (from the movie) 1:00:07

What .

Siobhan 1:00:16

Oh , you got the dead . Thing .

Matt 1:00:25

It's the squishing sounds that are by Frith and Wurst .

Siobhan 1:00:29

So it shriveled to the back of the box Is that what we think ? And he opened it up , and now he grabbed it out .

Rob / Chris 1:00:33

And he's not working with enough to get to the back of the box apparently .

Siobhan 1:00:36

No , he does have the scale . Oh , thank God , I'm so scared I don't even know .

Rob / Chris 1:00:48

Oh God , when do we see it ?

Siobhan 1:00:50

So it's like a floating vagina .

Rob / Chris 1:00:51

Can we see it ? It's .

Siobhan 1:00:55

Okay , he has the burning the cigarette burns .

Matt 1:01:00

What I do believe . He does indeed have the plague .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:01:03

Yeah .

Matt 1:01:05

Or Ebola , one of the two .

Siobhan 1:01:06

The goop ? Oh , that's shit . It looks like it's doing real good work for you , sir .

Matt 1:01:19

It might require a steroidal cream .

Siobhan 1:01:22

I mean it is a prescription , right . I don't think I was knowing this was going to be such an allegory , this movie On addiction it really is .

Matt 1:01:33

That is one of the stated themes .

Rob / Chris 1:01:34

Here's our credit card statement . Oh , god oh my God , I'm genius , nailed it . Also . Why are we talking about climate change ? What you said , something about Al Gore .

Siobhan 1:01:44

No , I said allegory .

Rob / Chris 1:01:47

Okay .

Siobhan 1:01:49

That's the inconvenient truth right there , and I said allegory .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:01:57

What do you mean ?

Rob / Chris 1:01:58

He's not at work , he called in sick , I'm going to hang up on this . Oh my girl .

Siobhan 1:02:06

Small town Whoville .

Rob / Chris 1:02:08

One thing is in focus .

Siobhan 1:02:10

He went to Whoville .

Matt 1:02:13

Went to Whoville .

Siobhan 1:02:13

Yeah , that one of those things that said Whoville US I don't know where that is . That was very ominous for her just getting into her car to leave . It's all the roundups , fault Monsanto , blame them .

Matt 1:02:30

Talk about climate change , I mean whatever this guy does for a living , I'm still stuck on that Like he's got to be doing . Well , she's driving , alexis .

Rob / Chris 1:02:39

So really nice house . Yeah , do they . Did you see that kitchen earlier ? I would cook there .

Siobhan 1:02:51

They're clearly not impoverished . Well , it must be cheap to live in Whoville . As long as you don't encounter the Grinch , I feel like you're all set .

Matt 1:03:04

You're horton here as a whore , Rob . If we were smart , we would have asked Harrison where this was filmed .

Siobhan 1:03:10

I think it was filmed in Lancaster . Yeah , yeah , I think I read somewhere it has a Pennsylvania vibe for sure , I think it's like central PA-ish .

Matt 1:03:19

Actually that bar with the yingling tap handle right in the middle .

Siobhan 1:03:22

All these homes make me think of Amish Country .

Feeling Bad for Lisa

Jerry (from the movie) 1:03:26

It could also be Ohio . I feel so bad for her , true .

Matt 1:03:28

I just functionally feel awful for her . Oh God , this woman's seen so much shit .

Siobhan 1:03:32

Oh my God , there's a lady in the room .

Matt 1:03:34

There's a lady in the room . We got another one .

Siobhan 1:03:39

That seemed useful . I told you not to clean it . Oh , look at her , I like her .

Matt 1:03:46

And why not , what A lot of people have been missing the session .

Siobhan 1:03:51

Yeah , Jerry Lisa .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:03:55

Lisa Lisa .

Mike (from the movie) 1:03:59

Lisa .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:04:01

What do you think ?

Matt 1:04:02

Open the door .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:04:05

Wait a minute Now , Jerry .

Matt 1:04:08

My box isn't decent . Hold on , I didn't want you to find out this way . Put her lid on .

Rob / Chris 1:04:14

This is boxing .

Siobhan 1:04:16

Yep , she's squishy but I love her .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:04:21

Jesus Christ , it stinks in here . It's an old room .

Mike (from the movie) 1:04:27

Bogdan has a very potent perfume .

Siobhan 1:04:34

Smells like Is it her ? Oh , oh .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:04:41

Is the girl you're cheating on me with ? I hope it's the girl .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:04:46

She's she's pansexual .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:04:48

You're gonna deny it , even though I caught you , you're pathetic .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:04:56

Where is she ?

Rob / Chris 1:04:57

I've been fucking my cherry back up .

Siobhan 1:04:58

I'm trying to figure out what they're saying in the background .

Rob / Chris 1:05:01

He's watching a show about addiction , oh .

Siobhan 1:05:04

I wonder why .

Mike (from the movie) 1:05:07

How could you Jerry ?

Siobhan 1:05:08

How could you ? God , it's not killer , oh my god , he might no .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:05:14

Get off me oh .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:05:16

Oh , hell yeah , Right in the dick rod .

Siobhan 1:05:18

Right in the scaly dick .

Rob / Chris 1:05:22

There's no girl , there's just oh oh okay , Wait it ble- , it breathed .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:05:30

Oh .

Siobhan 1:05:30

Jesus , oh no , does he have a knife ?

Rob / Chris 1:05:34

Or is he just strangling her ? Okay , yeah , right in the dick rod . Yeah girl , get in the dick again . Woo , get that girl .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:05:41

I'm healing you in the dick .

Siobhan 1:05:43

Oh my god , you're gonna kill your wife . Jesus , this man , boxzan , is a hell of a drug . She's dead . Sir , you don't have to be in the box tonight . He will sell it's like an alien thing . That was weird looking .

Matt 1:06:06

I don't know why it's moving . A goo ball . We did good , though the cocktail looks pretty spot on .

Siobhan 1:06:12

I'm glad I finished it cause- .

Rob / Chris 1:06:15

I made it based upon what it looked like on the poster .

Siobhan 1:06:17

Yeah .

Rob / Chris 1:06:21

I love you Lisa .

Siobhan 1:06:31

Good night , Lisa .

Rob / Chris 1:06:33

Lisa , I'm going to combine you with Boxzan .

Siobhan 1:06:36

You will be in Lisa's box .

Matt 1:06:44

Lisa .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:06:46

Oh , I did this for you .

Siobhan 1:06:47

Oh .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:06:50

What the fuck is he ?

Siobhan 1:06:52

doing . Look at his face my precious . I did this for you .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:07:00

What .

Mike (from the movie) 1:07:02

You're not allowed to look , Lisa .

Siobhan 1:07:05

He's too beautiful . Oh , so you're psychotic now .

Rob / Chris 1:07:22

Oh no .

Siobhan 1:07:22

I'm horrified , oh no . This is the worst part this is the scariest part of this movie right here , oh no .

Rob / Chris 1:07:32

Oh , not what I thought he was going for . It's not over yet . Watch me do it .

Siobhan 1:07:38

Lisa .

Rob / Chris 1:07:43

Hold my hand . Oh my god , hell yeah .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:07:45

Oh no .

Siobhan 1:07:47

I did not see it no , no oh oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh oh . Oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh , oh oh oh , oh , oh oh , Interesting choice . Oh , oh , oh , oh , oh . What are you washing off ? Oh , oh .

Rob / Chris 1:08:34

It's the rag he's been cleaning with . I thought it was her hair .

Siobhan 1:08:38

I thought it was her shirt .

Matt 1:08:40

He was told to take the body with him .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:08:43

He was indeed . I just oh no .

Matt 1:08:52

You have made choices .

Rob / Chris 1:08:54

Jerry is seeing himself for the first time .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:08:57

Look at me eyes Scary , scary .

Mike (from the movie) 1:09:05

Oh nice .

Siobhan 1:09:05

Talk about rig a mortis .

Rob / Chris 1:09:09

I'm going to wipe around her lips . Thank you , Hannibal Lecter .

Siobhan 1:09:18

Remember the lips Clarice ? We thought reading the people's names was bad .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:09:22

It doesn't seem like they're having that , bro , just oh my open gash .

Siobhan 1:09:30

Oh my Lord , Her brain was falling out .

Rob / Chris 1:09:33

I think that he was a painter in real life .

Siobhan 1:09:37

Oh , this is good , not even the trunk , the back seat . She liked the back seat , we put her in it .

Rob / Chris 1:09:46

She likes the fresh air . It is his lexis Is he going to go in a garage Boxing . Just got an upgrade . She can come home with me now .

Matt 1:09:57

See , my functional brain is just thinking how's he going to get his car home ?

Mike (from the movie) 1:10:01

Oh well .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:10:02

Oh there's a snowblower .

Rob / Chris 1:10:05

Hey delivery for Jerry oh Jesus .

Siobhan 1:10:13

Been talking to Lyssa , old cutter Jerry .

Mike (from the movie) 1:10:21

You're the guy Excuse me .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:10:25

You're the guy , I'm the guy .

Siobhan 1:10:29

Oh God , that's poor man Is your wife on her way here .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:10:33

No , she's not on her way here . She asked me to meet you , so oh , right , yeah , hey , why don't I ? Give you a once-over on this , Dick . I can read a manual and figure it out myself . It's a snowblower . It's not blowing me , is it ? Oh , oh .

Rob / Chris 1:10:52

Look out .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:10:52

We're involved in stupid things , so you could drop the whole bullshit salesman act .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:10:56

Okay , yeah right , jerry , no problem , if you can just give me your initials here that man has such a nice coat For a snowblower delivery dude .

Siobhan 1:11:10

It's a deluxe snowblower .

Matt 1:11:13

What is that ? I know he's got that on lock .

Siobhan 1:11:17

Oh my God , what's ?

Rob / Chris 1:11:18

happening now .

Siobhan 1:11:19

Look at that nice polka dot blanket . It's so nice . Is that Boxan ? Does he have ?

Rob / Chris 1:11:26

Boxan , you live in the tub now .

Siobhan 1:11:28

Does he have a fuck-goo starter and he's going to just sourdough it up for everybody in the neighborhood and start selling fuck-goo to everyone . Oh , fuck-goo starter .

Rob / Chris 1:11:36

Now he's a dealer .

Siobhan 1:11:38

Instead of just a user .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:11:41

Oh , Ooh , ooh .

Rob / Chris 1:11:44

Maybe Boxan is thirsty .

Matt 1:11:47

We can re-higrate it .

Rob / Chris 1:11:49

Yeah , hungry . Oh my God , why does it move ? Is it a lot ? It's breathing .

Siobhan 1:12:00

And now I am confused . Okay , well , that's good , because I'm confused too , so at least we're all on that same page . I'm just going to put Lisa out here .

Matt 1:12:06

Yeah , she won't smell at all .

Siobhan 1:12:09

It'll be fine .

Rob / Chris 1:12:10

Lisa , you can live in the garage . What is this ? The crawl space .

Siobhan 1:12:33

Oh my God , she's so heavy , it's supposed to be very difficult with Dick Rod . Yeah , well .

Matt 1:12:41

He's like , hey , there's that Christmas present I couldn't find .

Siobhan 1:12:45

Merry Christmas , Lisa . What I get it ? I'll make her into a Christmas tree .

Rob / Chris 1:12:55

No one will know . Oh my God , she's in the box what I think she's in the box . Did he chop her up ? That's what I'm assuming . With what the bolt cutter One knuckle at a time . He's making some kind of an apparatus . How does this man ? It sticks to her .

Siobhan 1:13:22

I'm like .

Rob / Chris 1:13:28

Boxster what he doesn't want people to be able to see inside .

Matt 1:13:38

I'm just going to say if I started doing that to my windows my neighbors would know in half a second . Yeah , like you don't have curtains .

Siobhan 1:13:46

Yeah , I'm going to talk to her through the lights .

Rob / Chris 1:13:52

Okay , this is not at all what I thought he was doing . I'm very confused .

Siobhan 1:13:59

Oh my God Dear , it blit Nope .

Rob / Chris 1:14:08

Why does it move so much ? It looks like an alien tadpole I . Oh my God , oh God , it looks like a scrotum , looks like a giant , like the scrotum of a Tyrannosaurus Rex . Oh my God , I hate it what scrotum looks like that .

Siobhan 1:14:27

Nobody's scrotum looks like that . It looks like an egg .

Matt 1:14:32

A lizard scrotum , if yours looks like that please dial 1-800 .

Siobhan 1:14:34

Please call a doctor , not Mike and maybe not that dude's doctor .

Rob / Chris 1:14:40

He sucks , mike and Mort .

Siobhan 1:14:42

His hair is very perfect .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:14:45

Look at his hair it's feathered and he's oh With more information on this story . I have Ivan Marovitch , caretaker , and Madame Zoras , whoever did this . I hope you are watching now .

Mike (from the movie) 1:15:01

I know what is happening to you and I am the only one who can help you .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:15:06

So when you are ready to accept my help .

Rob / Chris 1:15:09

I will be here waiting for you .

Siobhan 1:15:14

Well , it's got to go everybody .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:15:16

This is not a suspicious exit at all .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:15:19

Clean up , it's clean enough .

Mike (from the movie) 1:15:23

Well scoop .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:15:30

You know you really don't look like the usual type of person I get coming through this place .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:15:36

It's a pretty high class place you got here .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:15:38

That's real funny . No , I just mean like you don't look like a meth head or some sloshed up drunk .

Siobhan 1:15:45

Damn , what a compliment .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:15:48

Did you kill someone ? Hey look , don't get me wrong . I don't give a fuck one way or the other , but they come up in here to get you .

Siobhan 1:15:54

I'm just going to say I didn't know anything . How well does that work for you ?

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:15:58

Take them .

Matt 1:16:00

Seems like a polished strategy the way he's delivering it so .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:16:04

What for comrags ? Okay , all right .

Siobhan 1:16:12

Get out and by .

Matt 1:16:13

Spectacular , he might be my favorite character .

Siobhan 1:16:16

Yeah , he really is .

Mike (from the movie) 1:16:28

Anybody home ? Hello Lisa .

Matt 1:16:36

Oh God , mike , she's in the crawl space .

Siobhan 1:16:42

Are you home ?

Rob / Chris 1:16:43

I smell you Boxan the special two , the downfall of my conch Lisa .

Siobhan 1:17:04

Oh god , oh , he's about to find the boom , boom room , lisa .

Mike (from the movie) 1:17:10

Are you in there ?

Rob / Chris 1:17:13

He's gonna recognize it .

Siobhan 1:17:16

You think he knows ?

Rob / Chris 1:17:17

Well , he's gonna know the glow . He knows the glow , he's been in the glow . What ?

Siobhan 1:17:24

the fuck . Yeah , that's what we're saying , mike .

Rob / Chris 1:17:27

I'm gonna say I've enjoyed every minute of this , by the way . Oh is the rod up around his neck now . Oh yeah , oh my god it's all consuming .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:17:44

I'm a big deal .

Rob / Chris 1:17:46

Fucking coffee .

Siobhan 1:17:49

You gotta keep that gate close to you .

Rob / Chris 1:17:52

Keep gate close .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:17:55

Yep .

Mike (from the movie) 1:17:59

Oh god , lisa , are you in here ?

Siobhan 1:18:13

Oh , is it the goo .

Mike (from the movie) 1:18:15

Oh , you can hear it .

Siobhan 1:18:16

Oh .

Rob / Chris 1:18:18

Why does it move ?

Siobhan 1:18:20

Because it's a little crusty . You guys remember , gack . What the fuck did you do ? Goo , he does know .

Matt 1:18:27

I do remember Gack yes . Yeah , it's giving me Gack vibes .

Siobhan 1:18:30

Yeah , I have slime at my house . I don't think that though .

Matt 1:18:33

Did you allow your Gack to lay out in the woods for like eight ?

Jerry (from the movie) 1:18:37

years and become moldy .

Matt 1:18:38

No , I didn't whack the Gack .

Siobhan 1:18:40

Get out of here , Mike .

Matt 1:18:43

Oh , Mike run , she bought him that nice slobber , or ?

Siobhan 1:18:50

just left it outside . I know Mike .

Mike (from the movie) 1:18:53

Oh god , mike , what's up man ? Hey , jeez , what are you doing here ? You got shit .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:18:58

What this ? Yeah , it's just a rash . Doc gave me some kind of ointment .

Rob / Chris 1:19:03

It is on his neck now . It's a signal .

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:04

It's pretty gross , right , is that ?

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:06

from that thing .

Siobhan 1:19:06

It's a signal . The thing in the tub , it's the Al Gore of it all .

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:10

That's what that guy was talking about . What ? Who was talking about that guy , the big guy from Madame Zora's ? He was on the TV . She's dead , you know . And he said whoever did it ? Oh , he knows he's got something I can fix .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:19:23

It Is that you Come on , Mike , you believe that shit . He's just trying to trick me to come to him so he can turn me into the police .

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:33

Okay , let's get you to the hospital .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:19:36

I'm gonna stay here , Jerry . Look how did you get in here .

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:40

The garage door was open . It's always open .

Matt 1:19:42

He really didn't flinch at his friend committing murder .

Siobhan 1:19:44

Right , I'm like , didn't he just admit that ? He's like what ?

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:47

I'm just here to help you , man Help .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:19:50

I mean it's a little late for that .

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:52

Listen , isn't ?

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:53

it .

Mike (from the movie) 1:19:54

Listen , jerry . If you had anything to do with Madame Zora's death , I won't worry about it .

Siobhan 1:19:58

We'll cover it up , like he just sort of admitted he did .

Mike (from the movie) 1:20:01

Trust me , I'm your buddy . I'm your buddy . What about Lisa ? You gonna help me cover that up .

Rob / Chris 1:20:09

She got in the way . She got in the way . Brazen Love Jerry .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:20:17

Hey , did you forget that ? You know this is all your fault , bible Tellin' me to cheat on my wife .

Mike (from the movie) 1:20:22

Is that you ? I need help . I said one time , one and done don't go back , I'm gonna call a sponsor .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:20:29

Oh no , what goes around ?

Siobhan 1:20:32

comes around . Oh no , Don't breathe in . Oh , my sweet Jesus .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:20:39

Oh no .

Siobhan 1:20:41

No , Bummer dude . Oh , this is the third . Got the rage . You're squeezing his neck . It's a little bit of a pain .

Matt 1:20:55

You're suffocating in a bag . I know I'm like I don't .

Siobhan 1:21:01

This is really like Real yeah , pretty visceral , if you will . I think I've ever seen this in real life , but I would assume that's what it looks like no degree .

Rob / Chris 1:21:12

No , no , no , no , no , no hey , shhh , box hand , it's okay hey .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:21:31

Ew .

Siobhan 1:21:34

Come here , she's so like Come here beautiful . Where does it go in ? It looks amorphous .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:21:52

I .

Siobhan 1:21:54

I mean I just , oh , god oh . God , y'all don't want to screw that thing . No , what ? Okay , I mean , it's his bias , friend Always wearing his flannel pajamas . Yep , yep , oh , it's so cozy with you . Box Hand .

Matt 1:22:09

You and me , and me and you .

Siobhan 1:22:11

I like the reference too . You know how sometimes you can get nose blind to stuff .

Rob / Chris 1:22:16

Oh no , oh , oh , it's getting pussy .

Siobhan 1:22:19

He done . He got the boils , got the boxy bowl .

Matt 1:22:26

He's got the box-bowl .

Siobhan 1:22:27

Oh so .

Mike (from the movie) 1:22:31

Oh God , I ain't gonna cover that up .

Siobhan 1:22:36

Hmm , that doesn't look good at all , god damn .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:22:41

Oh are your teeth falling out .

Siobhan 1:22:49

Are you a leper now Looking good , jerry , what Still ?

Rob / Chris 1:22:57

got it yeah , oh no , oh no , oh no , oh no .

Siobhan 1:23:04

This man is so committed .

Matt 1:23:06

Oh , oh , the stringy goo . Oh , oh God , oh God , no , no , no .

Rob / Chris 1:23:15

I'm afraid of the fire . I'm afraid of the fire . I'm afraid of the fire .

Siobhan 1:23:25

I'm afraid of . I'm afraid of the fire .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:23:28

I'm afraid of the fire .

Rob / Chris 1:23:32

Oh God , oh God .

Siobhan 1:23:35

Oh Yo , I thought that was the real door

Birthday Party Gets Disrupted

Siobhan 1:23:38

.

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:23:38

What are you doing here ? It's your birthday .

Mike (from the movie) 1:23:43

Are you okay , Jerry Is ?

Rob / Chris 1:23:48

that a rash ? Oh , that guy's super off-trend . Is that a rash , poor ?

Siobhan 1:23:51

baby . But you can't be that sick because your wife didn't call us and cancel . She's sick too . Can we see her ?

Jerry (from the movie) 1:24:00

Oh damn , these people . We both were Thanks for coming . I'm sorry we didn't call you guys , but the parties canceled . You can just go now , thanks .

Rob / Chris 1:24:12

You can just go now .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:24:14

Could you just get off my property ? I thought your wife was sleeping . Okay , george , fuck off . Okay , both of you , all of you , let's get out of here , get off my property .

Siobhan 1:24:25

I'm sick . Oh no , that man literally .

Rob / Chris 1:24:31

First of all those people were not in the rest of the movie .

Siobhan 1:24:33

Who are they ?

Rob / Chris 1:24:35

Neighbors .

Matt 1:24:37

Are they ?

Siobhan 1:24:39

Oh God , I think she died .

Rob / Chris 1:24:45

She went from a C cup to a nothing cup .

Siobhan 1:24:49

If this was a musical , I would watch it . Oh my God .

Rob / Chris 1:24:54

You think Bea Harrison would be interested in directing a musical , making less into a musical .

Siobhan 1:25:01

You have this , a jukebox musical . What can we do ?

Matt 1:25:05

I will ask him on X and see what he says Boxing in .

Siobhan 1:25:07

Oh God , boxing in . You don't have to turn into black goose , it's just a jellyfish . Now I will eat you and we will be one , those fucking neighbors . It's your birthday .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 1:25:27

Why are you here ?

Mike (from the movie) 1:25:28

It's your birthday .

Siobhan 1:25:33

Oh no , Can't survive without the box . What do you think it was going to do ?

Rob / Chris 1:25:43

It's still like it sounds like pop rocks .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:25:44

It sounds like pop rocks .

Rob / Chris 1:25:47

It's like it's actively making a noise .

Siobhan 1:25:50

I'm just like , is this rock bottom ? That's what we think .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:26:03

You were so young Boxing .

Siobhan 1:26:10

I feel like those people were like trying to be an intervention .

How does it end?

Matt 1:26:23

You must fix her .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:26:24

I see , you got my message .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:26:26

Tell me .

Mike (from the movie) 1:26:29

Of course , Is this what you talk from us it is dead no .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:26:35

No , rooney . Yeah , I don't know . I think it is . Can you fix it ?

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:26:42

The hell's that Come with me . What are we doing ?

Jerry (from the movie) 1:26:52

in here . What's it done ? Try to relax while I see what I can do about my friend Friend . Wait For what it's worth . I'm really sorry . That's good . Listen to make up for it . You know the business that you lost .

Siobhan 1:27:07

I used part of it on me with my wife .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:27:08

I mean it like it , like rocked the world . Man , it works inside the woman . I tried the woman . I tried the woman . I tried a little bit , but it does nothing for the girl . I've put it on me first and it all happened inside of her . Who cares about what it does for the girls ? I mean , it's all about the guys , right ? I mean they're your customers . As long as it satisfies him , Can you throw him in the street and hit him with a car , please . I want to know what's special with my girls .

Siobhan 1:27:34

Some things to think about .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:27:36

Yes , I mean , maybe we could work together I mean I can help Partners or something and I could be with it again . I mean I can help , I can be with it again .

Mike (from the movie) 1:27:49

Do not worry , we will be with it again .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:27:53

So you'll be able to help me . Of course , I will get started Better if you relax now .

Siobhan 1:28:00

Thank you . Is the goo , the like remnants of dudes , who this has happened to ? And he's just been fucking like goo remnants of the people before him . Did I guess it Sourdough , starter as I'm saying Goo , remnants is the guess .

Rob / Chris 1:28:19

Oh yeah , I mean I'd be okay with that , Just saying oh yeah .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 1:28:25

I got to make a new box , so this is going to be reboxa .

Siobhan 1:28:29

You got to do better than reboxa . No , I got to do better .

Rob / Chris 1:28:32

I got to do better than reboxa .

Matt 1:28:34

I got to do better than reboxa . I got to do better than reboxa .

Rob / Chris 1:28:39

I got to do better than reboxa Box into Select .

Siobhan 1:28:43

Box alu .

Rob / Chris 1:28:44

Box alu , that's electric box . There , you go electric goop there you go , Dude .

Siobhan 1:28:52

the shit on your face is not . It's like the least of your worries . You got some mental illness . Oh no , not the hair , my beautiful locks . Okay , so I'm here for this ending , if I was right .

Rob / Chris 1:29:20

It's a fresh box .

Mike (from the movie) 1:29:22

Oh god .

Rob / Chris 1:29:23

Now the teeth are gonna come out All at once or just one , nope .

Siobhan 1:29:27

And I'm not . Oh , you're like your whole jaw . What are we doing ? I don't know . If you didn't yank it out of your face , it probably would have stayed there .

Rob / Chris 1:29:51

If Varan is making .

Siobhan 1:29:52

You should like whip up a quick box . Yeah , oh , no oh .

Rob / Chris 1:30:01

Oh my .

Siobhan 1:30:02

Mm-hmm , he went it up he is not well .

Rob / Chris 1:30:04

This is escalated quickly .

Siobhan 1:30:06

Oh , he's got that allergy . Oh Please , varan , help me .

Mike (from the movie) 1:30:13

Boxing .

Mike (from the movie) 1:30:15

Oh my god .

Siobhan 1:30:30

Oh , all right , he's like . I knew I shouldn't have had peanuts . Where's my EpiPen ?

Mike (from the movie) 1:30:42

Oh my god .

Siobhan 1:30:46

It is time .

Rob / Chris 1:30:47

You know what's horrifying though this the way he is decomposing is very reminiscent about what happens if you actually get Ebola .

Siobhan 1:30:59

Oh yeah , we're with you , like like pre-been melty flesh .

Rob / Chris 1:31:02

You become liquid .

Siobhan 1:31:04

Yeah , it's crazy From the inside out . How scary is that ?

Mike (from the movie) 1:31:12

Oh , my god everybody 99 bananas Mm .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:31:20

Dude A plus to this special effects .

Siobhan 1:31:23

I know I feel like they have .

Rob / Chris 1:31:25

Special effects are outstanding .

Siobhan 1:31:26

He looking like Palpatine there . Yeah , he kind of does . Oh my lord .

Matt 1:31:34

I second that , Chris . Oh no , you got to touch them .

Siobhan 1:31:37

Why would you not use gloves or something ? I mean , I guess he doesn't really care . Huh , oh yeah right , is it ? Just the head , Guys . The leg Is it just the head ? It's a second head .

Rob / Chris 1:31:53

Why not use the cleaver ? Use the oh .

Siobhan 1:31:58

I mean , it's not really made of anything . Oh .

Mike (from the movie) 1:32:07

Oh my god .

Rob / Chris 1:32:11

Oh Well , we're closing the investigation because we have no leads .

Siobhan 1:32:18

Okay .

Det. Barnes (from the movie) 1:32:21

I smell pussy , mm-hmm , guess I could have been a new psychic . So I just am coming a mile away . So you're here to arrest me , then Actually I'm here because the money we found in Madame Zora's hand yielded DNA evidence . Jerry Harford Sound familiar . I do not know him .

Siobhan 1:32:44

Sounds like every other white dude that's ever been here . You think he may have killed Madame Zora .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:32:53

I don't know you like what you see . Oh no , this poor man , maybe something less compromising .

Siobhan 1:33:07

And more special .

Mike (from the movie) 1:33:12

What are you implying ? Let me offer you something better .

Rob / Chris 1:33:18

Let me give you this special no charge .

Siobhan 1:33:24

I wonder what makes it so good , just dead guy head . Oh , I'm just saying .

Rob / Chris 1:33:30

Double entendre there . Dead guy head-head .

Jerry (from the movie) 1:33:34

Yeah .

Rob / Chris 1:33:35

It's that those gummy Like but why Is that ? The end . Why was it so alive still ? Oh my god .

Siobhan 1:33:46

I guessed it .

Mike (from the movie) 1:33:49

I feel very proud of that .

Matt 1:33:51

Yeah , be Harrison .

Siobhan 1:33:55

Well done .

Rob / Chris 1:33:57

I really did enjoy the message of it all , which I don't think a lot of horror movies and maybe I don't watch enough , but I don't think a lot of horror movies really give you that kind of Some do , but yeah . Layers Like Journey .

Siobhan 1:34:15

Yeah , that was quite the good time .

Rob / Chris 1:34:22

I laughed .

Siobhan 1:34:24

The good time , oh my god . Well , what a time .

Motel Manager (from the movie) 1:34:29

Yes .

Siobhan 1:34:30

I definitely won't look at Jello again , thank you .

Outro and Boozy Quote

Matt 1:34:47

And I'll see you in the next episode . Thanks for listening to Matt and Friends Drink the Universe .